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1. deez nuts
well it means deez nuts. how hard is that?
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2. deez nuts
A joke, often in pun form, wherein a question will contain the sound "Deez" (these). The desired result is to get the victim to answer the question, allowing you to follow up with "Deez nuts!" Sometimes "in yo face!" is added at the end. The joke isn't funny in its' self, but it is when you can trick the same person multiple times.
"Have you ever seen deez?"
"These what?"
"Deez nuts!"

"Did you get the CDs?"
"What CDs?"
"See deez nuts in yo face!"
deez nuts in yo face
by GabbyW Sep 27, 2006 share this
3. Deez Nuts
As the legend goes, Dr. Dre was on holiday in Kansas City, Missouri when he felt the hankering for Micky Dees (McDonalds). While he was in line for the Drive Thru, he noticed the car in front of him was taking a long time. He thought to himself, "what the fuck are these guys doin?" He listened intently. What he heard was the beginning of a grand revolution.

"Yes, I hear the McRib is back. I'd like one of those with a milk."
"Is that all, sir.."
"Yes, and please add the Deez to that order, with a milk again."
"The what??"
"The deez..."
"DEEZ???"
"DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ! DEEZ NUTZ!"

The hooligans sped around the corner, pointed at their "nutz" and yelled once more, "DEEZ NUTZ!"

Dr. Dre realized the genius of this prank, and incorporated it into his new album. Thus the Deez NUTZ prank was made famous. Today the DEEZ revolution has spread to every city in the world.
Driving in car...

"Hello good sir, can I ask you a question? We are looking for the Deez. Is it on 18th street?"

"Deez?????"

"DEEEEEZZZZ NUTZZZZZZZZ! Deez Nuts!"

(Drive away while laughing and pointing at "Deez")
4. deez nuts
A male's two most precious belongings, and the boast of his manhood. Usually when the phrase "deez nuts" is used it is to flaunt one's genital superiority to either gain a great laugh or just piss them off.
Me: Do you have any CD's of Enya?
Victim: No.
Me: Well how'd you like to C DEEZ NUTS Enya mouth?!

or

Me: Do you like parodies?
Victim: uh...yeah sometimes
Me: well how'd you like a pair o' Deez NUTS ENYA Mouth?!
5. deez nuts
Naked Boyfriend: Hey baby, you want to see my new undies?
Girlfriend: SURE!!!
Naked Boyfriend: Then how bout you suck UN Deez Nutz biatch
how bout deez nuts in your moms mouth
6. deez nuts
kid 1) You knowwho faught yesterday?
kid 2) no who?
kid1) deez nuts!
by deez nuts! May 31, 2003 share this
7. deez nuts
have you seen barry
barry who?
barry deez nuts in your ass........
deez nuts to trick a female
by dale Jan 6, 2004 share this
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